Cold Calls

What is it with men online? I can’t count how many times I get hit on by men either in yahoo or msn messanger or on my facebook page. Yeah, I know I’m nice looking but geeze. What about “your hot, r u single?” is flattering? It’s lame. Come on, you can’t come up with something wittier than that crap? Puhleeze. It screams “desperate loser”. You must be pretty hard up if you have to troll for women in online chat rooms or social networking sites. Can’t get a real girl? Gee, I wonder why? Is it your lack of conversational skills? Your reliance on chat lingo instead of real words? Since when does resorting to “virtual cold calling” work anyway? Maybe on a 22 year old, insecure bimbo who’s got nothing better to do than show you her boobies on webcam. But not me. Try a little harder next time. ~I’m just sayin…..