The Snuggie

The “Snuggie?” Seriously? It’s a backwards robe, sans the belt. Who thought this was a good idea? Is wearing a robe really that difficult? Yes I can see how slipping your arms into the sleeves then having to tie the belt would be quite taxing. And blankets, well they are just so cumbersome. Ridiculous! You know what we called a snuggie when I was a kid? It was another name for a wedgie. They named their product after a piece of fabric that is lodged in one’s ass. Idiotic. Put on a robe or cuddle up in a blanket for crying out loud. You’ll still be nice and warm but you won’t look some kind of freakish polar fleeced Monk. I’m just saying…..