I almost swooned myself into a coma after seeing this magazine cover online. I HEART John Mayer so much. He’s the feature Coverboy for the Dec 09 Details Magazine. I am soooo buying that magazine right now!His sexy voice sends me into an orgasmic trance that I would happily stay in forever if I didn’t actually have a life to live. There is something so incredibly sexy about him. He’s not your typical rock star. He’s uber intelligent bordering on geeky. Ok maybe he’s already stepped over that border but it’s still hot. He’s the perfect combo of smart, sexy, talented and down to earth with a little bit of playboy tossed in for good measure. He’s smoking hot and doesn’t know it. It makes me want him all the more. A hot guy who’s not an arrogant ass.
Now let’s talk about those lyrics…. they kill me! Let’s take it one album at a time, shall we?
Inside Wants Out
”Did you expect to kiss me one time while looking at me with the same eyes ever again?
so come on and face it..” ~Love Soon
One more thing.Why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard. But it’s all because of this desire. I just wanna be liked. I just wanna be funny. Looks like the jokes on me. So call me captain backfire.” ~My Stupid Mouth
Room For Squares
“I could have met you in a sandbox. I could have passed you on the sidewalk. Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?” ~Love Song for No One
“Something ’bout the way the hair falls in your face. I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase. You tell me where to go and though I might leave to find it. I’ll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it” ~ Your Body is a Wonderland
Heavier Things
“I can’t be sure that this state of mind. Is not of my own desire. I wish there was an over the counter test for loneliness. For loneliness, like this” ~ Something’s Missing
“What will this fix, you know you’re not a quick forgive and i wont sleep through this. I survive on the breath you are finished with” ~ Come Back to Bed
Continuum
“Can’t seem to hold you like I want to. So I can feel you in my arms. Nobody’s gonna come and save you. We pulled too many false alarms” ~ Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
“Some need the exhibition. And some have to know they tried. It’s the chemical weapon for the war that’s raging on inside” ~Belief
Try
“And I don’t need another kind of green to know I’m on the right side with you” ~Another Kinda Green
Any Given Thursday
“I fell in love with the dream that I built of you playing the part of the queen. I’m taking my own advice. I’m giving up tonight. Good luck to you and the king.” ~ Man on the Side
Battle Studies
“Don’t say a word; just come over and lie here with me ’cause I’m just about to set fire to everything I see. I want you so bad I’ll go back on the things I believe. There, I just said it; I’m scared you’ll forget about me.” ~ Edge of Desire
“Anything other than ‘yes’ is ‘no’. Anything other than ‘stay’ is ‘go’. Anything less than ‘I love you’ is lying…” ~ Friends, Lovers or Nothing
Now if you’re not sufficiently swoony and lying in a puddle of your own desire then you’re dead inside. Dead I tell you! I’m just sayin….
